[Disclaimer: No offence intended to anyone who enjoys clubbing.]
There’s only one way to start this..I hate clubbing. What’s fun about having less than 1 foot of floor surface to yourself? Having your face in the underarm of a tall sweaty man yelling ‘Hands in the air, like you don’t care’? It’s especially annoying when people start groping people, and you end up being one of the groped. I had to go out though. To remind myself first-hand why I don’t enjoy clubbing in the first place. Apart from wanting to pick a wine bottle and knock dead the guy that burnt a hole through my stockings with his cigarette, I didn’t have a terrible time, mainly because I was people-watching most of the night. Now there’s a decent way to spend time!
In other news, mother nature abundantly blessed with racks on racks on racks-Not money(if only), not bosoms, other things. I wear my assets proudly sometimes-yes, sometimes-and this was one of those days. I had to exercise so much restraint when putting up the photos.
P.S. Does anyone else get offended when someone describes your body as ‘ripe’?