[Disclaimer: No offence intended to anyone who enjoys clubbing.]
There’s only one way to start this..I hate clubbing. What’s fun about having less than 1 foot of floor surface to yourself? Having your face in the underarm of a tall sweaty man yelling ‘Hands in the air, like you don’t care’? It’s especially annoying when people start groping people, and you end up being one of the groped. I had to go out though. To remind myself first-hand why I don’t enjoy clubbing in the first place. Apart from wanting to pick a wine bottle and knock dead the guy that burnt a hole through my stockings with his cigarette, I didn’t have a terrible time, mainly because I was people-watching most of the night. Now there’s a decent way to spend time!
In other news, mother nature abundantly blessed with racks on racks on racks-Not money(if only), not bosoms, other things. I wear my assets proudly sometimes-yes, sometimes-and this was one of those days. I had to exercise so much restraint when putting up the photos.
P.S. Does anyone else get offended when someone describes your body as ‘ripe’?
I’m glad I read your blog this made me laugh so hard LOL!
Can we pleeease switch bodies?Haha!
Thanks love, sure you wanna swap? Will you take the flaws as well? If so, hurry, let’s swap!
ripe sounds weird but umeiva is not that bad…lol
I hate clubbing too….maybe I’m old but I feel like I’d rather be at home on my couch.
Looking good.xx
The couch is so much better! It’s not even about being old, you’re obviously not!
Umeiva is even worse, lol
Thanks girl! xx
hahaha…u r about among the few women i know whose got a behind as ripe as mine….flaunt it like u got it dear! great outfit….
I’m learning to become more comfortable flaunting it, but that’s reserved for nights such as these! Thanks hun!
I flaunt mine anywhere n everywhere, even in the office…LOL, u r african, its a blessing!
It’s definitely a blessing! I wouldn’t trade this junk for nothing!
Word!
Love the humour and you look great assests and all
Thank you darling!
cute outfit! I only go to the club so I can have some place to wear my ridiculous heels. after 1-2 drinks and a cute pic I’m ready to leave! lol
That is a perfect reason for clubbing!
Thanks for stopping by xx
This has to be my fave post thus far!!love the blog and so happy to see you following your dreams!look forward to reading more! No need for the club! EVER!EVER!much love Atu.xx
I love you sweetheart! Thank you so much! xx
You look absolutely gorgeous! Fuck that ripe shit. Chivarly is DEAD!
Dead and buried! Thanks B! xx
You look absolutely amazing. You are a brave one to rock a skirt to a club. I am more at ease in shorts for some reason. (maybe because I can run like hell? lol)
Don’t you just hate those obnoxious air heads that assume being in a club means “you are looking” Urgh! I would have knocked out that guy like a zillion times (in my head of course). Was he at least apologetic?
If a guy refers to me as ripe or umeiva… #blankstare. My feisty personality won’t leave it alone. I usually say something smartass back like… “Sikujua nilikuwa mbichi ama napikwa”. Unless I remotely like him, in which case I will just stare him down and walk away.
LOL I always think of smart-ass things to say way after the guy is gone & I’m like ‘arrgh I should have thought of this then!’ The guy apologized though, would probably have knocked him with that wine bottle if he hadn’t! Thanks for stopping by hun! xx
i am almost supporting nancie on this one.umeiva is better than ripe.hehe.looking good though.loving the look
haha, I still refuse! Thanks for stopping by! x
“Ripe” would definitely offend me! There is something so “un-cute” about it! LOL. P.S. Glad I found your blog!
I’m glad you found my blog! Thanks for stopping by! xx
Now this is weird because I am a guy and i think you all are on point with your comments. Its always a pleasure to meet ladies with class…… and ass.
Haha! Class & ass. Don’t be surprised if I steal that sometime!